Recession Updates
1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves.
Ten were laid off.
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired
Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate.
3. Iron man is now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women are finally marrying for love, and not money.
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a
small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let
my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's
third biggest lender.
7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the
window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in
the afternoon.
8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I've lost half of my assets
and I still have my wife...!!!!
11. 7 Seas Cod liver oil is now 2 Seas cod Liver oil because other 5 seas
are far from India and no money to go there.
12. Credit card numbers are just 5 digits now because variable that was
used earlier was a 'LONG' and now used as 'INT' to save hard disk space.
